In English we are currently writing an essay in response to a prompt about one of the many soliliquys in Hamlet. Our teacher collected our first drafts and handed them back out at random and had us take whichever one we got and type it up over a five day weekend. Before leaving class he told us that we had better have them typed because we had five days to search the universe to find someway to do so. he followed that with this (and I qoute): "Do not darken my doorway with emptyhandedness... And WOE! to those who were not here today"

Cardinal sins of English

These are the cardinal sins of my AP English Class
1. Procastinatin
2. Neglecting thy Chapbook
3.Beginning an essay or paragraph with a quote
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47. listening to Mr. Cole, the chemistry teacher

The other 43 sins have not yet been revealed to me

English... oh the horror

So, my english teacher has officially taken my life away. we have this wonderful little thing called a chapbook. And in addition to what we already use it for he wants us to write 2 IFW's (Ideas for writing) , 4 entries on passages from resources we've read outside of class and style analysis on each, (this goes for things we've read in class as well), words we don't know with a definition(duh!), and phrases we find interesting or amusing (the one fun part) per week. Not to mention the same day he gave us the book 1984 to read and have the first six chapters read by next class.
Sooooo, If there are no new posts for awhile after this fret not I am merely trying to suceed in english lest Mr. Stout fire me.